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Imagine how confident you'd have to be to call your chocolate bar "The King of Candyland". Oh Henry is a good bar, but I think "King" is a bit presumptuous, unless, of course, it really is King, in which case, I apologize. You'd think even in Candyland there would be a King that could be animated and make decisions and all.
The reason I'm concerned is that there could be trouble brewing in the kingdom. I read recently that people are cutting down on their chocolate consumption because candy bar wrappers are not recycled due to the small volume and low economic incentive. Oh oh. I can see revolution and anarchy on the horizon.
I'm sure if the King had well qualified advisors he'd be able to handle this problem before it gets out of hand. A truly good King would insist people eat more chocolate to increase the volume, providing economic benefits for recycling which would eliminate the problem.
Not only am I being green, I'm giving you a brand new excuse to eat more chocolate!
Have a good weekend.