Friday, 30 July 2010

The King of Candyland

Oh Henry! barImage via Wikipedia

Imagine how confident you'd have to be to call your chocolate bar "The King of Candyland".  Oh Henry is a good bar, but I think "King" is a bit presumptuous, unless, of course, it really is King, in which case, I apologize.  You'd think even in Candyland there would be a King that could be animated and make decisions and all.

The reason I'm concerned is that there could be trouble brewing in the kingdom.  I read recently that people are cutting down on their chocolate consumption because candy bar wrappers are not recycled due to the small volume and low economic incentive.  Oh oh.  I can see revolution and anarchy on the horizon.

I'm sure if the King had well qualified advisors he'd be able to handle this problem before it gets out of hand.  A truly good King would insist people eat more chocolate to increase the volume, providing economic benefits for recycling which would eliminate the problem.

Not only am I being green, I'm giving you a brand new excuse to eat more chocolate!

Have a good weekend.

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  1. if Henry would appoint me as Queen of Candyland - a post for which I am eminently qualified - I would elevate his status and we'd make a right royal pair

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