|The ants don't look anything like this. If they |
did, I might get to know them and adopt a few families
Then there’s the BATS. Sitting on our CITY deck the other night, enjoying the hum of traffic in the distance, what do we see but BATS flying around. Yes I know, bats can go where they like, but still, I’m sure they’d be happier in the country some place. The only bat that should live in any city is Bruce Wayne. And the city should be Gotham. No, bats are not normal.
|This is the only thing resembling|
bats I want to see in the sky near my house
I like nature (at least as much as Woody Allen). I like fireflies, butterflies, dogs and my cat. Snow is good. Trees and flowers are ok too except for allergy season. Basically, anything that doesn’t crawl up my leg or get tangled in my hair is ok. But I like most of it OUTSIDE…..do you hear me ants? OUTSIDE!
|Disney flowers sing....outside.....in Wonderland|
This is all becoming too much for me. Bats aren’t nature. They’re science fiction. Ants are cute from Pixar, but not crawling under our baseboards. If the trees and flowers start to sing à la Disney, we’re moving!