Sunday, 24 October 2010

A Letter To The Lovely Royal Bank of Canada

The Royal Bank Plaza building in Toronto, OntarioImage via Wikipedia
Does this sound ok to you?  

Dear Mr. Royal Bank of Canada Manager,

Thank you so much for all the credit you've so kindly given me over the years.  I can't tell you how much I appreciate the wonderful trips you've provided not to mention the memories. 

As a small token of my appreciation, I'd love to have you over to dinner to see our slides from the last 25 years or so.  They're not in chronological order but you'd certainly get the idea and this might even inspire you to take a little break yourself.  I can't cook but we have great pizza delivery in our neighbourhood and we always have a bottle of wine ready for drinking.

I know your net profits fell to 1.28 billion and I don't want to seem pushy, but  the amount I owe is a sneeze compared to the numbers you deal with and I'm wondering if we shouldn't just forget it.  Seeing as we've been friends for so long, I thought I'd run this by you.  

Sincerely,

Susan

PS  If you really really need my money that's fine but you can forget the dinner invitation!
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6 comments:

  1. Anonymous10/24/2010

    Ha ha! I think I'll write to them too. Maybe we should all write them a similar message. -Wanda

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  2. I just hate it when I'm down a couple of billion! So irritating isn't it?

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  3. I know! Anything over a billion worries me.

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  4. Wanda-yes, you should write too! People pressure!

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  5. Ah, what's the odd billion in debt, when you can still access your overdraft?? C'mon over girls, the party's on me!

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  6. Overdraft! Of course! Party is a great idea. I'll bring the wine :)

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