Wednesday, 4 August 2010

No Facebook No Happy

Today I’m locked out of Facebook “for a few hours” while they perform maintenance. What? No one warned me about this! What about the Bejeweled competition? I’ll be stuck at an embarrassingly low score! What about my new Blog friends? They’ll think I’m a real snot for not following them back! What about chats and photos and the latest news from Paris? No interesting videos to watch, no invitation to art events! This is totally unacceptable! I’ve been “out” for about 15 hours now. OK, I admit I was sleeping for 7 of them, but do the Facebook people know that? Do they give a damn? This is happening to a lot of other people from what I see on the web and it’s VERY frustrating!!!

On the other hand, I don’t have to check Facebook every hour in case I’m missing something. I can go to YouTube and look at videos I choose myself. I won’t be seeing Paris info that just makes me crazy because I’m not there. My eyes will have a nice rest from playing games on my tiny iPod.  Maybe I'll even read a book.!!

Hey! This is like a vacation!!  I can even write really stupid things here because no one will have a link to follow (except for my Twitter folk – not that you aren’t important!  You are!)!!

OK…..so…….I think I’ll go check if Facebook is working…..just to see…..you never know…not that I need it…still…is anyone reading this?...I guess not…am I talking to myself?...oh oh, over and out.!!

I'M BACK ON!  WHOOOO!  PLEASE IGNORE ALL THE ABOVE.  GOOD JOB FACEBOOK!  VERY WELL MAINTAINED!  SORRY ABOUT THE ABOVE CRACKS!  WELL DONE!  YOU SURE KNOW WHAT YOU'RE DOING! 

3 comments:

  1. Anonymous8/04/2010

    Glad you're back on FB. Looks like you came perilously close to the edge!

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  2. No no....no problem...you know how it is :)

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  3. I thought your hubby was funny... but you are HILARIOUS!

    I miss Paris too... lots & lots.

    Your Parisian friend + Tweety follower + blog lover (yes, yours!) all at once.

    xx

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