Thursday, 8 July 2010

I'm Melting! I'm Melting! Oooooh!

The Wicked Witch of The West, melting after be...Image via Wikipedia

You cursed brat! Look what you've done! I'm melting! melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness? Oooooh, look out! I'm going! Oooooh! Ooooooh!

Wicked Witch of the West  "The Wizard of Oz"


Like the Wicked Witch of the West, we have to cool off before we drop off!

IF FEELS LIKE 40 DEGREES C. (104 DEGREES F.)

A week of extreme heat is NO good for Canadians. At 9:00 AM it is 28 degrees C. and with the humidity at 74% , it feels like 40 degrees C. (104 degrees F.)

What do you picture when you hear the word “Canada”? Snow covered mountains, skiers, ice and other cold things, right? Wrong! No glaciers here and I’m sure the Mounties are wearing shorts and sandals. We’re all suffering this major heat wave and we’re wilting. Montreal is an island but we aren’t surrounded by sandy beaches. Think of New York in miniature (way miniature).

SOME ADVICE TO KEEP COOL:

Keep hydrated. Beer is a good choice because say, milk, just won’t do it.

Stay out of the sun. Please joggers, don’t make me kill you. Just DON’T jog today! OK?!!!! This goes for all outdoor exercise. I’ll be watching!

Read a cold book or watch cold movies. The Iceman Cometh, In Cold Blood, Cold Mountain, Cool Hand Luke, Spy Who Came in From the Cold….your choice.

Listen to cool music.

Basically, just chill!

Hope you all can find a way to beat the heat until this ends!


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1 comment:

  1. Anonymous7/08/2010

    My hair is burning off!

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